Coffee Beans

Mumford: What are you doing?
Me: Grinding coffee beans.
Mumford: I like coffee beans.
Me: You don’t like coffee beans. You like food.
Mumford: Coffee beans are food.
Me: They’re not food. I don’t have any food.
Mumford: I know you have food. Hand it over.
Me: Joy, have you fed this dog?
Joy: Yes, she had a big breakfast.
Mumford: I’m starving. I haven’t eaten in days.
Joy: Don’t lie Georgia.
Mumford: Wasting away.

I gave her a bowl of Rice Krispies.
Wouldn’t want the poor thing to waste away.

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