I’m standing by the back door.
“Buddy, do you want to go outside?”
[wiggle] “C’mon, let’s go outside.”
He walked to the front door.
I flipped the latch on the lock on the back door. He usually comes when he hears that sound.
[wiggle] (by the front door)
“Let’s go out back.”
You see, if he goes out back, I don’t have to go outside. I just open the door and he goes into the fenced yard. If we go out front, I have to go with him and we walk the yard together. It’s frigid cold. I don’t want to go out there.
[BARK!] “No, let’s go out back.”
[BARK!] “Fine, we’ll go out front.”
I put on my coat and we stepped into the arctic air.
My mustache froze.
…The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
You’ll figure it out.