Invisible People
Mumford: “I peed.” Me: “Of course you did.” Mumford: “Let’s go outside anyway.” Me: “Why not? I’m only on a conference call.” Mumford: “It’s pretty outside.” Me: “Don’t start that again.” Oops! “I didn’t mean you, sir. I was talking to…never mind.” Mumford: “I think I’ll pee.” Me: [whispers] “Good dog.” Mumford: “Why are you…